As of October 14th, 2016
"Clipped" from :Valociraptor:
001. Real Name: Jonathan
002. Nickname(s): John, Jon Jon, Fagwart (From my bestfriend of course), Juan Pablo (cuz I'm Hispanic)
003. Zodiac Sign: I'm not sure but I think I'm a Sagittarius... I think...
004. Male or Female: I identify as an attack helicopter. Nah, I'm a dude XD
005. Birthday: Dec. 17th
006. Student or adult: Student, but isn't everyone a student in their own way?
007. Lucky Number: 17, 69
008. Hair Color: An almost black brown
009. Long or Short: Longish, but not at my shoulders.
010. Loud or Quiet: Depends... Usually loud considering everything going on around me.
011. Sweats or Jeans: Usually black jeans, although I do love sweats.
012. Phone or Camera: Does this mean when I take a picture? I can't answer properly xD
013. Health Freak: Uh, no. *Bites into massive 'Murica Burger*
014. Drink or Smoke: I will never smoke, but when I'm legal I'll probably have few beers here and there
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yea...
016. Political orientation: I honestly don't care.
017. Piercings: None yet.
018. Tattoos: None yet, but my uncle is a tattoo artist so I most likely will get a few
HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN A(N)]
019. Airplane: Frequently.
020. Car Accident: No. You see that's because my father's a good driver and didn't get his license out of a cereal box.
021. Fist Fight: I'm a bit of a pacifist, but I WILL beat the shit out of anyone tries anything with my Waifu.
022. First piercing: None
023. First Best Friend: My best friend Javen. We met in kindergarten.
024. First Instrument played: A Yamaha keyboard I got in kindergarten
025. First award: I never really won anything, which is why I get so happy when I get a lama badge ^_^
026. First Crush: A girl named Katelyn.
027. First Language: English
028. First Big Vacation: First trip to Disney world in Florida.
029. Last Person you talked to: Telling my brother to shut up.
030 Last Person You Texted: I think my father...
031. Last Person You Watched: Does this mean YouTube and tv? I last watched the MLG parody of Big Hero 6: Big Hero 666 xD
032. Last Food You Ate: Bekfist
032. Last Movie You Watched: Unfortunately, I had to watch Jem... Not as bad as I thought but Jesus... So cringe worthy
034. Last Song You listened to: Virtual Riot - Energy Drink
035. Last Thing You Bought: A fat tire bike.
036. Last Person You Hugged: My self in the corner, crying, cutting myself. Lol jk probably the couch throw pillow. Sooo fluffy :3 And yes. My pillow is a person.
037. Candy: Butter Finger
038. Drinks: Mountain Dew, Arizona.
039. Clothing: Geeky Nintendo shirts.
040. Book: Night By Elie Wiesel R.I.P. 2K16
041. Color: Blue Bitches
042. Flower: Sun Flowers. SO FEKKEN' MASCULINE
043: Music: Depends, but usually I check out what's new on ToxicxEternity's YouTube channel
044. Movie: Martian
046. Subjects: Art and Math
IN THE PAST YEAR I...
047. [ ] Kissed in the rain
Nope. *awkward smile* Nope... Not meee...
048. [x] Celebrated Halloween.
Halloween is fun I guess but not so much anymore. My family and I just did a group thing with The Avengers to make my brother happy. I was Hawk Eye. Fekking Hawk Eye. The avenger no-one cares about..
049. [x] Had Your Heart Broken
Yep. Asked out a girl, she said yes. Next day she is sucking some fugly dude's lips off. Guess I bought those roses for the dumpster cuz that's where I put 'em.
050. [ ] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone
I have unlimited talk and text so... I don't call people anyway
051. [x] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation
Yea. People have a tendency to do that, and considering I always hang out with women, I don't blame them. I'd only do it to be surrounded women, and there actually good, true friends.
052. [ ] Weapons
Not sure what this means...
053. [ ] Breathed fire
Who the fuck can breathe fire? NO! This cant get anymore ridiculous. Unless you are Charazard, you can't breathe fire.
054. [ ] Had an Abortion.
I stand corrected... Oh yeah totally I'm not a guy I just lied. BRUH
055. [x] Done something you've Regretted
056. [x] Broke a Promise
057. [x] Kept a Secret
I probably forgot it by now tbh..
058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy
Every. Fucking. Day.
059. [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life.
060. [ ] Pretended To Be Sick
My mom isn't that stupid. She could see right through me, so I don't even bother anymore.
061. [ ] Left The Country.
062. [ ] Tried something you normally wouldn't like.
Honestly can't remember...
063. [x] Cried Over The Silliest Thing.
I was more crying over the agitation more than what actually happened.
064. [ ] Ran a Mile
Hahahahahahahahaha... *sigh* You funny boi
065. [x] Went To the Beach
God damn jelly fish fucked it up ( •_•)
066. [x] Stayed Single
Just reread #49.
067. Eating: BEKFIST
068. Drinking: Apple juice (cuz OJ is too mainstream)
069. Getting Ready To: Do some drawings
070. Listening To: My brother trying to sing.
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today: Draw, avoid leaving house.
072. Waiting For: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
073. Want Kids: Possibly...
074. Want To Get Married: Yea...
075. Careers in mind: Game 3D modeler and character design.
WHICH IS BETTER ON A GIRL
076. Lips or Eyes: I want eyes I can stare into while I steal dem lips -3-
077. Shorter or Taller: Definitely can't have an Amazonian woman... About my height or less...
078. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic
079. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: Stomach. My question is why stomach versus arms?
080. Sensitive or Loud: I honestly don't want a woman that if I tease, will have a nervous breakdown and start crying. On the other hand, I also don't wanna woman too loud to the point where my eardrums start ringing during a normal conversation.
081. Hook-up Or Relationship: Relationship...
082. Troublemaker or Hesitant: I like a badass with an ass... Yum 😋 xD
HAVE YOU EVER
083. Lost Glasses: Don't wear glasses.
084. Ran Away From Home: If this includes sneaking out of the house, then yes.
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense: Switchblade.
086. Killed Somebody: O_O you know too much *Bang Bang* (No)
087. Broken Someone's Heart: It's usually the other way around...
088. Been Arrested: Ugh... Cops... I've never been arrested but I have a strange feeling that I will one day for the stupid shit ever.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
090. Yourself: *Sheds a single tear* no no no... No no... No...
091. Miracles: I haven't experienced one and nothing has really gone my way so no.
092. Love at First Sight: Yea... I guess
093. Heaven: I guess.
094. Santa Claus: Do you know an American 13 year old who does and isn't ED?
096. Magic: Nope. I always give magicians a dirty look for fun.
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: My crush, even though she dubbed me n' shit. I still miss being with her...
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: Not really. I mean, I have a Dawg. That makes me happy. That's really it. The only girl I've actually really liked - do I really have to explain everything again?
099. Are You Happy With The Person You're With: Does my dog count as a person?
100. Post as 100 Truths and Tag five People: Welp... I'll go do that
Listening to: Melancholia - Xenoblade Chronicles X OST
Watching: Myself type
Playing: Xenoblade Chronicles X
Drinking: Apple juice